LIFE AND LIES #34 | Happy Father's Day

2001: Drop a postcard every week.

2002: Call on the neighbor's telephone once you reach.

2003: Clear the entrance test.

2004: Well done! Here's your reward: a wristwatch.

2005: I bought a mobile phone. Now, you can talk to your mother anytime you want.

2006: Get up early. Play some sports.

2007: Don't go wandering in the mountains.

2008: Here's some extra. Spend it. Save it. As you wish.

2009: You are not going to Kota.

2010: Buy yourself a mobile phone. Then, you can talk to your mother anytime you want.

2011: Do whatever you want. Just do it well.

2012: You tried. You failed. Move on.

2013: It was just bad luck. Not your fault. Move on.

2014: Govt job? No? Fine. Then what? MBA? Ok.

2015: Take care of your sister

2016: Congratulations!

2017: Don't travel so much. You'll find it difficult to stay put.

2018: Invest here. Invest there.

2019: Sit. Here's how to do your taxes.

2020: Get married.

2021: Promotion?

2022: Congratulations!

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